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back to the dark side. now i am a- wait, nobody vists me anyway, so why am i writing this? if you can read this, please ansewer.
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ok its a great game. i have some questions. who is G? is S someone? and i thought cloud and the others killed hojo 3 years ago. what up with that? and how can vincent kill weiss in the final chapter? cauz Vincent shoots Weiss, gets stabbed by Weiss, who is behind him, and gets behind weiss and shoots. waht up with that? g is genisis. thanks crisis core!
clone order #1 shut up (GibGib)
#2 obey #1 or die (GibGib)
#3 Do a theatrical verson of Bleach season 3 (GibGib)
#4 no LOLZ (Xircon)
i will still accept funny clone orders
dont drink, smoke, or anything else illegal. they WILL find you
The USA can't find Osama Bin Ladin because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him through space-time. Osama will reappear on May 16th, 2045. Chuck Norris will be waiting.
One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris killed the counselor and taught his fellow children to play the way Chuck taught himself to play. These children became the members of Led Zeppelin.
If Superman and the Flash were to race to the egde of space you know who would win:
The Civil War ended when Chuck Norris said "stop."
Chuck Norris can make DOS multi-task.
Chuck Norris is an experienced Bow Hunter. It's quite obvious when you see what he has tied to his fence: two coyotes, four crows, a moose head, the Roswell aliens, and a sasquatch.
In case of emergency, Chuck Norris' testicles can be used as hand grenades. Any poor soul unlucky enough to be caught in its blast radius will be hit with the force of 3 Vin Diesel Teacups, a Roundhouse Kick, and 8 pounds of Mr.T Pity.
Chuck Norris secretly raises orphan boys, teaching them as much awesomeness and destruction an individual human can absorb. These orphans are known as the Marines.
The Mathematical Proof for Mr. T's Infinite Pity: For life to exist there must be a symmetric equation regarding the factors of pity(p) and fools(f) -> p-f=0. If any one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba(j) by tolerance for said jibba-jabba(t) -> f=j/t. With these two equations we can deduce: p-f=0; f=j/t ->p-(j/t) = 0 -> p = j/t. This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As we can see, if we hold jibba-jabba constant, as tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity approaches infinity. Now we all well know that Mr. T "ain't got no time for the jibba-jabba." In fact, extensive observational studies have been conducted and even with machines able to calculate with precision to the 23rd decimal place, Mr. T's tolerance for jibba-jabba has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr. T's pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinity
A masked man once stabbed Chuck Norris in the alley behind a children's hospital. The knife bled to death
In WWII, Einstien and his colleague Chuck Norris were called upon to develop a weapon capable of mass destruction. They created two. One was the atom bomb. The other, the roundhouse kick. Sending Chuck Norris in to roundhouse kick everyone was much more enviromentally friendly, but in the end the government decided to use the atom bomb. When asked why, an official was quoted saying, "Our goal is to hurt Japan, not decimate it." Hearing this comment, Chuck Norris proceeded to call the official a "pussy", and roundhouse kicked him into a new millenium. This official is known as Al Gore